‘Guess that animal’ game in the car with a 5 year old and 2 year old….
BT – Big T (5 years old)
MF – Middle F (2 years old)
A – adult
A: Have you chosen your animal?
BT: Yep! Got it.
A: Ok, does it have 4 legs?
BT: I don’t know.
A: Does it have 6 legs?
BT: I don’t know.
A: 2 legs?
BT: I don’t know.
Ok change of tack…
A: Does it have fur?
BT: Errrrrrm. Hmmmmmm. I don’t know.
A: Big ears?
BT: I don’t know.
A: Is it a small animal?
BT: You know goldilocks and the three bears? It’s about the size of the middle bear.
A: Right. Very clear. A tail?
BT: Yes!
Thank god at last we have a solid answer…
BT: Oh actually, No. I don’t think so. Hmmm. I don’t know.
A: Do you think you should maybe choose a different animal that you perhaps know what it looks like?
BT: No I’d like to keep this one please.
I then realised he was in fact onto a winner, a very clever tactic, we were never in a million years going to guess his animal with no clues… Needless to say the victory was his.
Our turn.
A: Ok, we have our animal.
BT: Does it poo out of its bum?
A: Yes it does. I think most animals do…
BT: Does its bum hang out?
A: No.
BT: Ahh so I know it’s not a chimpanzee from the zoo.
A: Yes you’re right, they all have rectal prolapses (Little pinch of salt and they’ll shrivel right back)
BT: Does it have a willy?
A: The males probably do.
BT: What colour is its poo?
A: I don’t know.
Shit. Now I’m at it.
A: How about we move away from its rear end and ask questions about the rest of its body?
BT: Ok. Does it fart?
Give. Me. Strength.
BT: I can’t get it. What is it?
A: Dog.
(MF has been quiet throughout the whole game)
MF: No it not a dog.
A: yes it is.
MF: It’s not!
A: It’s our animal and it IS a dog.
(MF removes his contribution from the game again)
Lets stick to I-Spy.